Shocker: Mitt Romney Converts
Flip Flops On Religion
Saying “I never felt Mormon inside, even as a young teenager” Mitt Romney shocked the political world when he revealed, at a hastily called news conference, that he planned to convert sometime in the near future.
Saying he hadn’t decided which religion to switch to, Mitt said, “I’m going to get some advice from Newt on that.
When asked if his decision to drop the Mormon religion, that has been in his family since its beginning, was influenced by modern Mormonism’s rejection of multiple wives, or by having to wear the Magic Underwear, Romney said “No, I think my decision was made when I realized that I didn’t want to belong to any religion that would have Glenn Beck as a member.