GOP: Eliminate Presidential Elections



The Supremes Decide

Hoping to repeat their success of 2000, the GOP has called for a Constitutional amendment to eliminate presidential elections and instead have our Chief Executive appointed by the Supreme Court.


Look at all the money that will be saved” pointed out Newt Gingrich, whom we should remind our readers is a Republican candidate for president.


As an inducement, the Koch brothers, joint owners of the Republican Party, have offered to pay off the National Debt. Said a Koch Industries representative, “It’s the least we could do with the extra money we have lying around from those Bush tax cuts”.

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