It’s official, Sarah Palin will not “swell the rout” of future DWTS contestants who think they should be President because “Why not?”
The news was not well received by her numerous supporters in Real America. There were many reports of injuries and at least one death as a result of falls from the roofs of mobile homes and big rigs across the land.
The Comedy Writers Guild, in desperate hope, will continue their “Run Sarah, Run” campaign but as spokesperson Judy Punchline said, “First Christie, now this? If we end up with Romney as the last man standing, I think we and the whole country will have to take gas; the laughing variety.”