Terrorists Name New Caliphate BushCheneystan

Tip Of Hat To Those Who Made It Possible

Killing unarmed civilians, women, and children is hard work. Many times I have to whisper a prayer of thanks to President Cheney to keep my spirits up.

Killing unarmed civilians, women, and children is hard work. Many times I have to whisper a prayer of thanks to President Cheney to keep my spirits up.

Saying they wanted to pay homage to the two people who did the most to make terrorism a way of life in Iraq and Afghanistan and in the process pave the way for their fundamentalist, uncompromising, worldview to find fruition in a new Islamic state, ISIS leader Hassan Ben Easy was seen in a video released on a jihadist website praising the former Dynamic Duo for their destabilization of Afghanistan and Iraq in particular and the entire region in general.

“We needed Saddam Hussein and the Taliban out of the way since even though they were far from perfect, they did keep everybody away from each other’s throats and kept things on an even keel. When President Cheney, or maybe President Bush, we were never sure who was running that White House, smashed up Iraq and Afghanistan we saw our chance and we took it.”

When our reporter contacted Ben Easy and asked if he had any message he wanted to send to the American public, he replied, “Nothing special. Just thank you for giving us President Cheney and his little helper.” 

 

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