Propose Tearing Down Statue of Liberty
“The problem with these illegals has been in front of our faces all along”, thundered Rush Limbaugh recently on his nationally syndicated radio program, “Yelling Crap That I Make Up“, heard daily in private golf clubs and tattoo parlors across the land.
“We’ve got a damn billboard out in New York harbor inviting the riff raff of the world to come, sully our shores, and park their huddled asses or masses, or whatever, right in the middle of everything that we hold dear!”
“When was the last time you heard one of these huddled asses talk about entitlement reform or tax relief? Never! They claim they’re too busy riding the back of a garbage truck or ripping the kidneys out of pork bellies at the Hormel plant, while those of us who had the foresight to be born here have to put up with their whining about deserving citizenship just because they came here and worked like dogs in and for the land of their dreams.”
“So the sooner we get that Liberal eyesore out of the harbor and get back to blaming all of our troubles on too few guns and too high taxes we can get back to the things that made this country great; Liberty and Justice for all!”